Friday, September 3, 2010

Whatever you do, take a shit before you drive to work.

I live in a heavily congested area and I should have known this.  But, I was late and I really needed to get into work on time.

Please also keep in mind that I had a humongous as dinner.  Fast Food feast.  It truly was.

Me being the dumbass that I am decided to take off before my daily ritual.  

Fast forward ten minutes and here we are.  I'm stuck in traffic.  I really gotta take a crap.  I feel the bubble guts coming along. 

You know what I'm talking about.  You want to fart, but you're too afraid to open the flood gates type?


God, if I crap my pants on the way there, I'm going to kill myself..

16 comments:

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  2. really?.. and the worst part is when you manage to keep it clean! you are opening the bathroom door and PRRRRRRRRTTT!!! The gates to hell open just before you take off your pants xD

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  3. Fuck I hate when that happens. Or where you got to urinate really, really bad and you can't sit down and everyone looks at you like you're a retard. Feels bad man.

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  5. i feel you. I always end up having to take a dump during the most inconvenient times :(

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  7. Man, I love these shit stories, makes me feel less of a retard knowing others have them as well lol

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