Friday, September 17, 2010

Whoa.. such positive responses of Lupita. PART DEUX

So here we go.  I really do hate to burst your bubbles, but I haven't taken a picture of her.  But, what I did as a consolation prize is take a picture of the note she left me.
Let's first take a look see on what she wrote:


Ok.  It's getting borderline creepy here. 

I forgive you.
You are special to me.
You know me.
I like you.
I maek (not my spelling error) you like me.
We talk later.
Ok?



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So I didn't really stay at work the other night and went home for the day early.  I came back the next morning (the other day) and I saw this written on one of my notepads.  I'll be honest.  I was pretty scared.  So again, instead of working in my office, I took off like a bat out of hell. 

And what the hell is this, "I forgive you" bullcrap?!  Forgive me for what?  I wasn't too clear on this.
I get the whole you're special to me.  I mean.. she would suck so furiously on those butterscotches when she was talking to me..
"You know me" bit was a bit awkward.  I would chat with her, but I wouldn't ask her about her likes and dislikes.  Hell .. for all I know she might be allergic to peanuts.. I don't know you LUPITA.
"I like you" bit was pretty self explanatory.
"I maek you like me" was just scary.  So.. are you going to take advantage of me while I'm crunching on some numbers?  Are you going to knock me out with one of your mops and start french kissing me with what's left of your teeth and smearing me with butterscotch (I do have a vivid imagination.  It's a curse and a blessing).
"We talk later" Not if I can help it.  But I'm kind of worried here.  I wasn't exactly sure how to pinpoint her schedule so I'm scared she just might drop on by and corner me in my office with Mexican candy or maybe even worse..physically touch me.



In other news. I managed to work out a job interview with one of these recruiting agencies.  I'm really hoping I can see some opportunity there.  Wonder how I'm going to pull this one off when I have to be at work by 9am and the interview is at 9:45am..




....I still can't over the whole sniffing my clothes bit. 

46 comments:

  1. It's nice to have a bit of perspective. I'll trade you, preperations for an organic chemistry lab for a crazy Mexican janitor.

    Seriously though, I'm split between laughing at how ridiculous this is and feeling scared for you.

    I want a picture of her, with her "tooth".

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  3. Damn, that's pretty creepy bro. At this rate, she is going to follow you home, break into your house, and chain you to your bed.

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  4. Also, you might want to start getting ready for what will more than likely be the most awkward conversation you will ever have.

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  5. To answer your question: "Woke up" crazy horny.

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  6. hahaha! dedu, take a picture!

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  8. Damn dude, that's kinda creepy. =S

    Do you have any female friends? Should get one of them to bring you lunch someday or something, so she can get the hint.

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  9. haha wow why can't Lupita be a hot latina woman in her 20s ^^

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  10. Showing my DAILY support and I REALLY need yours aswell!!

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  11. thats just insane.... thats some fatal attraction shit right there.
    showing my support for a fellow blogger!

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  12. creeping. Lol Barnacle is a commenting genius ^^

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  13. Maybe the note was not for you? You never there, writer thinks it is someone else's office.
    You can always hope!

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  14. holy shitttt.... how long has this been going on?? its super creepy

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  15. Wooooaaaah, that's actually really creepy. I don't know what I would do in this situation.

    Maybe you could leave another note, doin' a little white lie and say you're seeing someone?

    I think it would be the best way to end this now and not hurt her feelings to much.

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  16. lolcreepy. You should still totally talk to her later. Remember to bring some mace or pepper spray in case she tries to strongarm you into inappropriate acts.

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  17. This shit is so awesome, I'm fappin with my own tears of joy. :D

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  18. That's crazy...

    Grats on your interview though!

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  19. Wut <.< creepy kinda. Agreeing with James xD

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  20. Your description of her is nightmarish.

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  21. Oh man, this just keeps getting lulzier everyday.

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  22. wow she sounds psychotic. stay on your toes.

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  23. I look forward to your posts every day!

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  24. I appreciate your kind comments on my blog :)

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  25. if lupita isnt bad looking give lupita a meat injection. if she is ugly, still give her the injection. just turn the lights off

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