Let's first take a look see on what she wrote:
Ok. It's getting borderline creepy here.
I forgive you.
You are special to me.
You know me.
I like you.
I maek (not my spelling error) you like me.
We talk later.
Ok?
....
So I didn't really stay at work the other night and went home for the day early. I came back the next morning (the other day) and I saw this written on one of my notepads. I'll be honest. I was pretty scared. So again, instead of working in my office, I took off like a bat out of hell.
And what the hell is this, "I forgive you" bullcrap?! Forgive me for what? I wasn't too clear on this.
I get the whole you're special to me. I mean.. she would suck so furiously on those butterscotches when she was talking to me..
"You know me" bit was a bit awkward. I would chat with her, but I wouldn't ask her about her likes and dislikes. Hell .. for all I know she might be allergic to peanuts.. I don't know you LUPITA.
"I like you" bit was pretty self explanatory.
"I maek you like me" was just scary. So.. are you going to take advantage of me while I'm crunching on some numbers? Are you going to knock me out with one of your mops and start french kissing me with what's left of your teeth and smearing me with butterscotch (I do have a vivid imagination. It's a curse and a blessing).
"We talk later" Not if I can help it. But I'm kind of worried here. I wasn't exactly sure how to pinpoint her schedule so I'm scared she just might drop on by and corner me in my office with Mexican candy or maybe even worse..physically touch me.
In other news. I managed to work out a job interview with one of these recruiting agencies. I'm really hoping I can see some opportunity there. Wonder how I'm going to pull this one off when I have to be at work by 9am and the interview is at 9:45am..
....I still can't over the whole sniffing my clothes bit.
