Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Speaking of complaining about co-workers...

I have to admit, I enjoyed all of the comments you guys posted.  I've totally dealt with people who reenact their "Macho" scenarios.

I laughed pretty hard with that one youtube of Seinfeld. Jesus.. it's bad bro. It was that bad.

I was at work today and I have another co-worker that a has a tendency to:

1) Talk about herself.
2) I can actually hear her chew her food.. three offices down from me.


She's a very nice person.. but she has a tendency to purposely try and be the center of attention. If she's talking on the phone to her boyfriend, she'll pretty much declare it to the whole building. I can actually hear the lady with my door closed.. must be the vents. There was one conversation she had.. that was just classic. It was sounded harmless at first and then it just turned for the worst:

"Baby, I was thinking... Should we eat El Pollo(Fast food restaurant that serves chicken related products) tonight?"
(Bf responds... obviously I can't hear him)
"Oh. I just thought it would be nice... we'd have kind of a romantic evening."
(Bf reponds...)
"Look... you know I can't cook."
(Bf responds...)
"What do you mean we eat El Pollo all the time?"
(Bf responds...)
"You're such an asshole, you know that?"
(Bf responds...)
"Look... I've told you. I said I'd try it once. I just didn't like it. It was a mess and I was all embarrassed."
(Bf responds...)
"Hey asshole! What do you expect? You stick in there, you're going to get shit!"

Yeah.. the girl curses like a sailor and I have to admit.. she looks like one too. I'm pretty sure most of the people who have their own offices heard little buttocks story and let's just say she's somewhat avoided at all times. Why do people always have to blare out their business to everyone...I do not know.


And her eating.. it's so loud. I don't know if she has some sort of breathing problems.. but I'll literally hear her chewing her food. Like "NOM NOM NOM NOM." The girl really enjoys her food.

I've heard her fart on occasion. She sometimes stays late and she thinks no ones in the office and she'll just cut one. I'm not talking about a weeny fart. I'm talking about those farts (Hey.. we've all fart) where it sounds like a demolition team taking out decrepit buildings. And get this.. she'll literally laugh outload from her own farts!!! What the hell!

I can't make this up... I can't..

43 comments:

  1. ah man, shes worse than a most men are, she could have a sailors soul traped inside her, set it free lol

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  2. OM NOM NOM NOM. that's how it has to be done :D

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  3. Black coworker eating at restaurant that serves chicken....

    Must. Resist. Making. Racist. Comment.

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  4. It would be a marvelous thing if we could make people see themselves as we see them. I always hated cubicle work because of that kind of behavior. Too many feel that they can treat their cubicle like a private office. Guess what, obnoxious noises travel... and most noises at work are obnoxious.

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  6. hahahah! om nom nom nom nom!
    they're also talking about buttsecks and everyone can hear them? what a sailor-like lady! lol

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  7. That's one way to liven up a day at the office.

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  8. Wooooooow! haha thanks for the laugh

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  9. Great read, thanks for posting :)

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  10. nice post!;)
    i like it;)
    supportin & follow you;)

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  11. "Hey asshole! What do you expect? You stick in there, you're going to get shit!" I laughed heartily at this.

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  12. Hahahaha you have horrible coworker ^^

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  13. stick it in where and get shit?

    i wonder what she's talking about. something at el pollo loco, perhaps?

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  14. Lol, I didn't expect the conversation to turn sexual. Reminds me of reading stuff on FML.

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  15. Jesus, what is she eating that you can hear it that far away?

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  16. damn xD this story made my day. Farting was the best part. Must be tough to work with someone like her.

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  17. i like how you speak your mind in the face of opression

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  18. MAN i have met someone like that before, i bet on the other line there was no one, she was just talking to her self.

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  19. Haha, I've found there's annoying people everywhere. Just try get through the days with little contact. I followed btw. Follow back!

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