Wednesday, January 26, 2011

MLM's bother the bejesus out of me and also a big thank you to twsketchaday

So while I'm sitting there miserable at work wondering when it'll be all over.  I got a text message from an acquaintance. 

Just to give you a bio about the guy:
-I knew him in high school.
-We talked every now and then.
-He found me on Facebook.
-WE never chatted or hung out. If we did, it was usually in a group setting from mutual friends.

So anyways, he's been calling me like crazy.  One of his voicemails kinda started like this:

" Yo, Mr. Smith.  Long time no chat bro!  I haven't hung out with you in ages.  I've been doing good man.  I've been making a crapload of money.  Since we're so close, I wanted you to be a part of it as well.  This XXX (MLM company) has been taking care of me, bro.  I put down a 100 bucks and I've been making money like crazy bro. WE gotta hang out man.  The sooner you give me a call, the sooner you'll get hooked up man. BIG TIME BRO! I'll give you a call tomorrow night and see what's going on bro."

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So.. uh yeah. That message drew out to be a three minute voicemail on my phone.  What a freaking cumquat...I hardly know this guy and he's called me like ten times in the past three days.  I plan on calling him and kindly letting him know to f*ck off.  We'll see how that goes.

And why the heck is he saying bro so much?!

In other news, I was honored to have twsketchaday draw me something pretty dope.

Check em out twsketchaday and give him some props!

10 comments:

  1. This is the first time I've seen the word cumquat used in a sensible, proper context. The gentleman to whom you are referring is indeed a certifiable cumquat.

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  2. Wow! You went to school with spam?

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  3. @ Das Auto LOL! Yea that guy sounds like a true winner

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  4. He might be gay and has a crush on you.
    Also "I've been making a crapload of money" might be bullshit and he will soon need a loan.

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  5. What a jerk. I like your blog, I'll be following.

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  6. Forget that guy bro, I got a much better oppurtunity for you. You could own your own business and make money just by suckering other people in to do the same thing. Think about it.

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