Monday, September 6, 2010

What really pisses me off part deux

The List continues because I felt like it:


-People that pick their noses while they're driving.  I'm seriously.  Do that shit in the privacy of your own home.  I don't want to see you mining for gold bro. I especially hate it when hot girls do it while there's traffic.  I feel so torn and conflicted.  The girl is hot, but then she pulls out this weird inorganic strand of crap.. it just makes me limp. ... down there.

-People who always seem to 1 up the conversation:
 -Joe Blow #1: Yeah. I heard Shelly had a mean accident last night.  I heard she won't be getting out of the hospital anytime soon.  Sucks to hear that man.
 -Douchebag #1: Dude.. you don't understand how long for me to get into the hospital.  I was there for like a week. It was boring as hell.
I'm seriously... do you really have to do that?  You attention whore. 


-This one guy that I used to work with all the time. Freaked the hell out of me. Remember the nerdy guy from Office Space?  He's exactly like that.  This guy was a humongous tub of lard.  All he would do is talk about how his wife was rich and so respected as a person.. He would say how much he loved her and how sex isn't a big deal to him anymore.. but then he'll go the strip clubs with me and talk to these single parent ladies on the phone or text them.  I mean come on...and then he would mutter obscenties and threats to you.  There were many occasions where he would mutter shit like, "you fucking dumbass" and then proceed to smile and tell you whatever you asked for his assistance on.  Other times, he's thrown temper tantrums because he couldn't get a window seat at the office.  For fuck sakes man, we live in a CUBICLE!  WHO GIVES A FLYING ASS WHERE WE SIT? 



Enough for today.

63 comments:

  1. I share your hate man. I mean, seriously; WHY!?

    Supporting!

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  2. Clicks and support !
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  3. Spreading the loooove :3

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  4. Haha very true, particularly the second one

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  5. they annoy me also :P

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    xx

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  6. Hahahaha, I agree so hard.

    Showin yo page some love

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  7. Man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with driving
    Or people
    Or society
    Basically the outside world in general

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  8. Can't say I've experienced any of that but glad I haven't.

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  9. way too many things annoy/piss me off for me to make a blog post about it. it would be like a text book. support!

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  10. offfice space is a great movie man. Hey you like Sc2? Check out my strategy blog ;)

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  11. Can't agree more with this. And damn that guy seems to be a real strange one.

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  12. I read this blog daily
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  13. very true, I hate it when its so mundane and clear that its lke that

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  14. sharin the love every day
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  15. Showing the daily support! :)

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  16. same here

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  17. i see at least 2 people a day who pick it while at a stop light, nasty shit.

    My daily support ship is just floating by. ;)

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  18. Hittin' you back.
    Following FTW!

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  19. lady raynacorn ftw!
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  20. I'm a driving nose picker myself :( Can't help it bro.

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  21. People that pick their noses while driving are obnoxious haha.

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  22. supporting

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  23. interesting themes you got there. :-D

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  25. Yea I feel you, that guy seems pretty dumb....

    I also really duche bags like the 1 you made an example off

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  26. I agree so much on the second one. I've met so many people who try to divert the conversation to them

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  27. hahaha, if i must pick my nose I try and dodge doing it in public ;D

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  28. nice blog
    supporting you bro
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  29. lol I like it

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  30. yeah you're right on the money with some of these things

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  31. Wanted to thank you for showing me support, so support in return!

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  32. cool blog! this is relevant to my interests :)

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  33. nobody thinks that people are staring at them when they're driving.

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  34. showing daily love bro. love me back HARD!

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  35. Daily support has arrived. :) Great post, I can't wait to see what you've got planned for posts this week!

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  36. I especially hate the second one, ALOT.

    Click, supported, followed
    much love bro

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  37. quick question, what's that stapler for at the bottem of the post?

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  38. That's a red stapler from the movie Office Space. If you have a chance to watch the movie, you'll get it.

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  39. I actually like hearing these kinds of rants :)

    supporting!

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