Some things that annoy me..

-People who chew with their mouth open.
-Girls that say, "I just want to be friends."
-Cranky fat people.  I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly?
-Traffic in California.
-If in doubt... movie actors will resort to some sort of UK accent.  Ex: Prince of Persia
-That I'm very broke. 
-When a fat girl steals the last chocolate chip cookie at Home Town Buffet. 
-Immigrants who take my country for granted. 
-For some reason Wendy's employees always seem to mess up my order.  IT'S NOT HARD MOFOS.. I WANT A BACON CHEESEBURGER WITH CHICKEN NUGGETS.  HOW DOES THAT TRANSLATE TO A CHOCOLATE SHAKE?!
-People who complain about how immigrants have taken jobs away from them.  Honestly, I can't imagine any of you lazy pieces of crap slaving away in the hot sun.  Most of us complain about how we don't have anything, but opportunity is there.  Do you really think you can't get a job at some sort of fast food restaurant?!  Come on.. at least my meals will be taken down correctly.