Monday, September 13, 2010

Nujabes makes me relaaax....

It's been yet another short weekend.  I've been looking at job postings for the past weekend.  Apologize for the delayed posts, but fuggit about it.. 


Thanks for all your posts.  Yeah, I'm really looking forward to the next couple of weeks.  I think it's the cleaning lady as well.  We'll just call her Lupita.  I'm thinking about writing her a "Dear John" letter.  I think it'll go something like this:

"Dear Lupita,


Thank you so much for the sentiments(I don't think she'll understand what sentiment means)...I mean for you caring and taking the time out of your busy hectic schedule and cleaning my office first. 

I really like the fact that you leave all these little trinkets, candy....I mean mexican candies (LUCAS).  And I like to note.. the Virgin de Guadalupe candle was really touching.  I like how you purposely try and talk to me in your broken English even when you notice me packing up my laptop away and putting my headset on it's charger.  I love the banter we had.  Especially our little quips with you asking me, "BASURA?" and then proceeding to point at my shoes and my dress shirts.  I love how you laugh at your own jokes and then gingerly sniff my jackets/coats right in front of my face and giving me the, "I'm looking sexy at you" look.

Your smile is so priceless.  You always seem to gingerly place a butterscotch where your front tooth should be. It's subtle yet intriguing.

Your butterscotch smile.  I can't help but not eat them anymore.  In honor of you, of course.

Alas(Too hard to understand) Unfortunately...I think it's time for us to close this chapter.  You're too good for me.  You have children and I just broke up with my ex not too long ago.  The maturity level is just skewed bad.  I'm too inexperienced not good for you.  I think we should move on with our lives.  I probably won't be here for long and I know the only way you get a hold of me is in person or on my desk line.


Let's just cherish the moments we've had and look forward to a brighter future.


Love,

Mr. Smith


26 comments:

  1. You will always look back at your "Lupita years" as the best of your life *nod*

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  2. Nice info, good to see you took the time to share so much with us :)

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  3. It's free. has a online store to for like premiums and shit.

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  4. oH AND CPU requirments... dont know for sure but if your computers better then a 252mb ram with a 64mb graphics card your golden.

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  5. hmm, this could be how porn starts...

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  6. I really hope it really is from her, otherwise that letter is going to be really awkward.

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  7. That was touching. You should attach a strand of your hair with the letter so she can sniff it while she reminiscence over both of your times together.

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  8. Awwwww, that's mean =P

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  9. Butterscotch smile, just to funny.

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  10. the man who posted above me is a pitied fool
    you are a supported blogger
    notice teh daily love differential?

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  11. butterscotch smile, lol, that's priceless

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