Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Are you there God? It's me, dumbass

Like a fat kid eating cake, I haven't been able to breathe well.

Wait. What?

This was meant to be daily devotion of being thankful and I managed to shit that down the toilet.


Here goes:

I AM THANKFUL THAT I HAVE A JOB.  A JOB THAT MAKES ME SHIT CHICKEN NUGGETS THE MINUTE I WALK INTO THE OFFICE.  A JOB THAT HAS CUSTOMERS CALLING IN AND YELLING AT ME BECAUSE I'M NOT DOING MY JOB.  A JOB THAT DOES NOT HAVE A TIME SCHEDULE.  8-5PM MY MONKEY ASS.

Life fucking sucks. I Hate My Job (Explicit Album Version)

6 comments:

  1. Sounds like you have a rough life right now. I hope you manage to find happiness in your life.

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  2. I love Hooters!!

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  3. mmm cake

    will come back for more cake

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  4. Son, I am NOT disappoint! Checking in to show some love ;)

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  5. if it makes you feel better, i am currently jobless and really looking for something.

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