Monday, September 6, 2010

What really pisses me off part deux

The List continues because I felt like it:


-People that pick their noses while they're driving.  I'm seriously.  Do that shit in the privacy of your own home.  I don't want to see you mining for gold bro. I especially hate it when hot girls do it while there's traffic.  I feel so torn and conflicted.  The girl is hot, but then she pulls out this weird inorganic strand of crap.. it just makes me limp. ... down there.

-People who always seem to 1 up the conversation:
 -Joe Blow #1: Yeah. I heard Shelly had a mean accident last night.  I heard she won't be getting out of the hospital anytime soon.  Sucks to hear that man.
 -Douchebag #1: Dude.. you don't understand how long for me to get into the hospital.  I was there for like a week. It was boring as hell.
I'm seriously... do you really have to do that?  You attention whore. 


-This one guy that I used to work with all the time. Freaked the hell out of me. Remember the nerdy guy from Office Space?  He's exactly like that.  This guy was a humongous tub of lard.  All he would do is talk about how his wife was rich and so respected as a person.. He would say how much he loved her and how sex isn't a big deal to him anymore.. but then he'll go the strip clubs with me and talk to these single parent ladies on the phone or text them.  I mean come on...and then he would mutter obscenties and threats to you.  There were many occasions where he would mutter shit like, "you fucking dumbass" and then proceed to smile and tell you whatever you asked for his assistance on.  Other times, he's thrown temper tantrums because he couldn't get a window seat at the office.  For fuck sakes man, we live in a CUBICLE!  WHO GIVES A FLYING ASS WHERE WE SIT? 



Enough for today.

Posted by Lil Pee at 2:05 AM
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58 comments:

  1. DavidSeptember 6, 2010 at 2:09 AM

    Cool blogg dude!

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  2. David DavidsonSeptember 6, 2010 at 2:27 AM

    I share your hate man. I mean, seriously; WHY!?

    Supporting!

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  3. lolomfgfatniggaSeptember 6, 2010 at 2:37 AM

    actually a really good blog (:

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  4. CryllisSeptember 6, 2010 at 2:43 AM

    Clicks and support !
    http://cyrllis.blogspot.com/

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  5. djmidnytSeptember 6, 2010 at 3:23 AM

    Spreading the loooove :3

    http://djmidnyt.blogspot.com

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  6. leanbeefSeptember 6, 2010 at 4:36 AM

    rofl, agreed

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  7. Cap'n JackSeptember 6, 2010 at 4:41 AM

    Haha very true, particularly the second one

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  8. feenSeptember 6, 2010 at 5:05 AM

    they annoy me also :P

    http://feenfeen.blogspot.com

    xx

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  9. HimSeptember 6, 2010 at 5:42 AM

    Hahahaha, I agree so hard.

    Showin yo page some love

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  10. JohnnSeptember 6, 2010 at 5:45 AM

    Man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with driving
    Or people
    Or society
    Basically the outside world in general

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  11. Mr. DerpSeptember 6, 2010 at 6:04 AM

    Can't say I've experienced any of that but glad I haven't.

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2010 at 6:17 AM

    LMFAO Agreed

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2010 at 7:05 AM

    agreed lolz

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  14. The End.September 6, 2010 at 7:05 AM

    way too many things annoy/piss me off for me to make a blog post about it. it would be like a text book. support!

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  15. SwarmsterSeptember 6, 2010 at 7:14 AM

    offfice space is a great movie man. Hey you like Sc2? Check out my strategy blog ;)

    http://zergitup.blogspot.com

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  16. Okie Dokie BroskiSeptember 6, 2010 at 7:38 AM

    Lots of things piss you off, bro.

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  17. RandySeptember 6, 2010 at 7:49 AM

    Can't agree more with this. And damn that guy seems to be a real strange one.

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  18. SteveSeptember 6, 2010 at 8:19 AM

    I read this blog daily
    themosthilarioushow.blogspot.com

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  19. Anti1337September 6, 2010 at 8:51 AM

    very true, I hate it when its so mundane and clear that its lke that

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  20. the-insurance-bro.blogspot.comSeptember 6, 2010 at 9:57 AM

    sharin the love every day
    i-am-wizard.blogspot.com

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  21. NajSeptember 6, 2010 at 10:04 AM

    daily love dude!

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  22. A musician and gamerSeptember 6, 2010 at 11:40 AM

    same here

    http://thatguysstuff.blogspot.com/

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  23. Joris van der MarkSeptember 6, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    nice post dude =)
    keep it up!

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  24. AdPlusCommunicationsSeptember 6, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    i see at least 2 people a day who pick it while at a stop light, nasty shit.

    My daily support ship is just floating by. ;)

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  25. Lewis ChanSeptember 6, 2010 at 1:08 PM

    haha totally agree

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  26. NobodySeptember 6, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    Hittin' you back.
    Following FTW!

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  27. CryllisSeptember 6, 2010 at 1:58 PM

    lady raynacorn ftw!
    http://cyrllis.blogspot.com/

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  28. CroyalSeptember 6, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    I'm a driving nose picker myself :( Can't help it bro.

    http://randomstuffatrandom.blogspot.com/

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  29. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2010 at 2:20 PM

    that is cool sharing love <3

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  30. Absurdly SentencedSeptember 6, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    supporting :p

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  31. JimSeptember 6, 2010 at 2:29 PM

    Hate 1 uppers.

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  32. BIGPOPPASeptember 6, 2010 at 2:30 PM

    People that pick their noses while driving are obnoxious haha.

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  33. ahdamohSeptember 6, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    supporting

    http://ahdamoh.blogspot.com

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  34. JellofighterSeptember 6, 2010 at 2:37 PM

    Righteous. Keep up the good work.

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  35. grizzSeptember 6, 2010 at 2:46 PM

    interesting themes you got there. :-D

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  36. Adrian LarssonSeptember 6, 2010 at 2:52 PM

    I like this blog! :D
    haha

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  37. VipermanSeptember 6, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    Yea I feel you, that guy seems pretty dumb....

    I also really duche bags like the 1 you made an example off

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  38. lockonstratosSeptember 6, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    i believe you have my stapler

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  39. feenSeptember 6, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    awesome post :P

    xx

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  40. appleciderSeptember 6, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    I agree so much on the second one. I've met so many people who try to divert the conversation to them

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  41. SlumphSeptember 6, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    hahaha, if i must pick my nose I try and dodge doing it in public ;D

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  42. IonutzSeptember 6, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    nice blog
    supporting you bro
    http://saci-cu-bani.blogspot.com/

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  43. SkyshockSeptember 6, 2010 at 4:39 PM

    fun to read

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  44. suzychenSeptember 6, 2010 at 6:43 PM

    yeah you're right on the money with some of these things

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  45. SteveSeptember 6, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    i'm here on the daily!

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  46. Come At Me BroSeptember 6, 2010 at 7:13 PM

    This is awesome!

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  47. CrapfileYPSeptember 6, 2010 at 7:25 PM

    i agree entirely!

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  48. simmins54123September 6, 2010 at 7:36 PM

    Wanted to thank you for showing me support, so support in return!

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  49. chasityxoSeptember 6, 2010 at 8:30 PM

    cool blog! this is relevant to my interests :)

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  50. FreeMeSeptember 6, 2010 at 8:49 PM

    nice blog,

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  51. CrapfileYPSeptember 6, 2010 at 9:22 PM

    nobody thinks that people are staring at them when they're driving.

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  52. FrankSeptember 6, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    showing daily love bro. love me back HARD!

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  53. AdPlusCommunicationsSeptember 6, 2010 at 10:02 PM

    Daily support has arrived. :) Great post, I can't wait to see what you've got planned for posts this week!

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  54. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2010 at 10:05 PM

    I especially hate the second one, ALOT.

    Click, supported, followed
    much love bro

    http://bookmarkmeplz.blogspot.com/

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  55. dRockBlockSeptember 6, 2010 at 10:33 PM

    Yeah its definitly annoying :/

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  56. AdPlusCommunicationsSeptember 6, 2010 at 10:34 PM

    quick question, what's that stapler for at the bottem of the post?

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  57. Lil PeeSeptember 6, 2010 at 10:53 PM

    That's a red stapler from the movie Office Space. If you have a chance to watch the movie, you'll get it.

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  58. FoodSeptember 6, 2010 at 11:08 PM

    I actually like hearing these kinds of rants :)

    supporting!

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