Sorry for the delayed response. I had to have some time to recuperate from my drinking binge and wild nights of gambling.
I'll shorten this before I head back to bed:
-Started the night with Jack and Coke.
-Continued to drink Jack and Coke.
-Proceeded to the casino downstairs and started gambling. Black Jack to be exact.
-Lost a Benjamin in the process, but was able to squeeze in four cocktails of Jack and Coke.
-Wanted some french toast and eggs. So, I proceeded to one of the late night diners.
-Apparently a drunk midwest girl was having her 24th birthday party. I was pretty tossed and I was more than obliged to take pictures with her and her friends. I later find out that she's from Iowa. We have a small chit chat and we find out she's staying in the same hotel as I am. We decide to hang out further into the night.
-I go upstairs to change into some clubbing clothes. Go downstairs and meet her at the lobby. We go to a few clubs with her friends. Luckily for me, she had friends that weren't cock blocking or being the mother hen.
-We drink.
-We drink some more.
-We kind of get physical in the club. Her friends notice and they disappear into the crowd.
-I suggest we get out of the club. She agrees and we head up to my room. I order some room service. We chat a bit.
-We get physical again. This time, we're rounding third base here. I get a knock on the door. It's room service. He comes in with her butt naked on my bed. The room service guy has a look of surprise but tries not to look. I give him a tip and off he goes.
-We do it.
-We take a break.
-We do it again.
-I eat my toast. she drinks her oj.
-We do it again.
-Then I pass out with a waffle on my face.
-I wake up. I notice that she's still sleeping in my room. I go into the shower and rinse off the booze, the waffles and crap off myself.
I was hoping I could create a short list and I'm seeing that I'm writing an essay. Long story short, she leaves my room and I later find out she recently had a break up with her boyfriend and just needed a quick tryst. I was more than happy to oblige... but in the back of my mind.. I feel somewhat used.
I feel like I was used as a manwhore.
Back to sleep.
i love vegas :)
ReplyDeletewho was the celebrity she most resembled?
ReplyDeletehey, man, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas:)
ReplyDeleteSo you had to wash the crap off yourself....stuck it in the pooper, eh?
ReplyDelete:D