Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Are you there God? It's me, dumbass

Like a fat kid eating cake, I haven't been able to breathe well.

Wait. What?

This was meant to be daily devotion of being thankful and I managed to shit that down the toilet.


Here goes:

I AM THANKFUL THAT I HAVE A JOB.  A JOB THAT MAKES ME SHIT CHICKEN NUGGETS THE MINUTE I WALK INTO THE OFFICE.  A JOB THAT HAS CUSTOMERS CALLING IN AND YELLING AT ME BECAUSE I'M NOT DOING MY JOB.  A JOB THAT DOES NOT HAVE A TIME SCHEDULE.  8-5PM MY MONKEY ASS.

Life fucking sucks. I Hate My Job (Explicit Album Version)
Posted by Lil Pee at 2:30 AM
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5 comments:

  1. IOnVashSeptember 1, 2010 at 2:42 AM

    Sounds like you have a rough life right now. I hope you manage to find happiness in your life.

    http://ionvash.blogspot.com/

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2010 at 2:52 AM

    I love Hooters!!

    http://potatoskinz.blogspot.com

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  3. LifeHackerSeptember 1, 2010 at 6:44 AM

    mmm cake

    will come back for more cake

    http://terronecentury.blogspot.com/

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  4. Jimmy VolmerSeptember 1, 2010 at 9:12 AM

    Son, I am NOT disappoint! Checking in to show some love ;)

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  5. PandarenSeptember 1, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    if it makes you feel better, i am currently jobless and really looking for something.

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