New Years Eve is here and I'm here at work doing last minute "house cleaning."
Some Resolutions to go over:
-Lose weight.
-Have a healthier lifestyle.
-Don't get all butt hurt when the Dodgers lose
I'm thankful for the fact that I managed to still keep my job during 2009. It's a shame that so many people lost their jobs and their homes. My heart goes out to them.
Happy New Years all!
Initially this was supposed to be a motivational site, but it just turned to poop over the last few months. I figure I'd make it satirical and sarcastic. Booyah!
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Give thanks
I'm thankful that I managed to avoid a traffic ticket today. Allegedly I was going 29 mph over the speed limit.
Cop: Sir, Do you know you were speeding?
Me: Well... no I didn't sir... but honestly speaking.. Me speeding is the furthest from my mind right now.
Cop: Really. Then what the hell is on your mind son.
Me: I've been having the stomach flu for the past week. I've literally been on the toilet every other hour.
The cop proceeds to laugh and laugh. Tears rolling down his waxy mustache.
Cop: Get the hell out of here son.
So yes.. I am thankful that I avoided a speeding ticket today...but ow...my pride..
An Educated Guide To Speeding Tickets-How To Beat Avoid Them
Cop: Sir, Do you know you were speeding?
Me: Well... no I didn't sir... but honestly speaking.. Me speeding is the furthest from my mind right now.
Cop: Really. Then what the hell is on your mind son.
Me: I've been having the stomach flu for the past week. I've literally been on the toilet every other hour.
The cop proceeds to laugh and laugh. Tears rolling down his waxy mustache.
Cop: Get the hell out of here son.
So yes.. I am thankful that I avoided a speeding ticket today...but ow...my pride..
An Educated Guide To Speeding Tickets-How To Beat Avoid Them
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Thankful on a Tuesday
I'm still not feeling too well, but I'm glad I'm feeling a lot better.
I'm thankful that my girlfriend took the time out of her busy schedule to bring me some food.
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I'm thankful that my girlfriend took the time out of her busy schedule to bring me some food.
Gold Kili All Natural Instant Ginger Caffeine Free Herbal Tea Drink with Honey (20 Sachets) - 12.6 Oz
Monday, December 28, 2009
give thanks again and again..
I know I missed yesterday, but I caught some wicked stomach flu from the day before. It was wicked...
1) I'm thankful that I'm feeling better. I can actually eat some chicken noodle soup without having to hurl it right back out.
2) I'm thankful at the fact that I actually finished eating Frosted Flakes without having to hurl it right back out.
Deja vous.. I know..
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1) I'm thankful that I'm feeling better. I can actually eat some chicken noodle soup without having to hurl it right back out.
2) I'm thankful at the fact that I actually finished eating Frosted Flakes without having to hurl it right back out.
Deja vous.. I know..
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Saturday, December 26, 2009
Giving thanks post Christmas
I'm giving thanks for the leftover Christmas food that I still had left over from the day before.
Friday, December 25, 2009
Merry Christmas
Hello all.
Christmas was overall a great time. Hung out with mom and had a decent meal.
It was mostly her badgering me to shave my beard and to iron my shirt since it looked so wrinkly...
I'm thankful for the fact that I have a loving parent who appreciates and tolerates me...even during my teenage years. I was such an ass then.
Christmas was overall a great time. Hung out with mom and had a decent meal.
It was mostly her badgering me to shave my beard and to iron my shirt since it looked so wrinkly...
I'm thankful for the fact that I have a loving parent who appreciates and tolerates me...even during my teenage years. I was such an ass then.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
December 24th
I recently checked my lotto tickets and I just won 2 dollars!
(Granted...I spent 10 dollars on it).
I'm just going to call it a discount.
(Granted...I spent 10 dollars on it).
I'm just going to call it a discount.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
A project...
Everywhere I look (at least for me), all I see is bad news.
I could list a few right now:
-Crappy economy.
-Dodgers not winning the World Series since 1988.
-Sex scandals.
-Murders/Deaths
-Burning popcorn in the microwave (...no comment)
I decided that I start a blog where I give thanks everyday. It just seems like everybody is bombarded with negative news/incidents that I should somehow balance it out with the good.
So here goes.
I am thankful that I still have a job. I'm thankful for the glass(es) of delicious egg nog I had last night. I'm glad I don't have a hangover.
I could list a few right now:
-Crappy economy.
-Dodgers not winning the World Series since 1988.
-Sex scandals.
-Murders/Deaths
-Burning popcorn in the microwave (...no comment)
I decided that I start a blog where I give thanks everyday. It just seems like everybody is bombarded with negative news/incidents that I should somehow balance it out with the good.
So here goes.
I am thankful that I still have a job. I'm thankful for the glass(es) of delicious egg nog I had last night. I'm glad I don't have a hangover.
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