I live in a heavily congested area and I should have known this. But, I was late and I really needed to get into work on time.
Please also keep in mind that I had a humongous as dinner. Fast Food feast. It truly was.
Me being the dumbass that I am decided to take off before my daily ritual.
Fast forward ten minutes and here we are. I'm stuck in traffic. I really gotta take a crap. I feel the bubble guts coming along.
You know what I'm talking about. You want to fart, but you're too afraid to open the flood gates type?
God, if I crap my pants on the way there, I'm going to kill myself..